Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry saejae37 hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(856): View more from New Jersey

i think my mom watched the whole time

Fav 5 919 4792
share tweet
(314): View more from Missouri

why was he too nerdy?

(919): View more from North Carolina

he was a tetris block for halloween

Fav 56 5841 1470
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(519): View more from Ontario

he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it

Fav 19 5346 1898
share tweet
(423): View more from Tennessee

She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"

Fav 11 3012 1009
share tweet
(623): View more from Arizona

its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..

Fav 6 1235 3179
share tweet
(316): View more from Kansas

Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.

Fav 2 2124 822
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(270): View more from Kentucky

Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.

Fav 2 1103 710
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(603): View more from New Hampshire

Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!

Fav 1 655 511
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(325): View more from Texas

There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises

Fav 0 44 41
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT