yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I would ride that face into the sunset
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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