he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I believe in your delicious
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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