Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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