I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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