Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
He felt like a one man threesome
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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