Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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