But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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