I want to stick my p in your. b.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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