drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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