I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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