when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
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