whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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