Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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