Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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