Non-Jews are for practice
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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