i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
Randomize
