Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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