Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I want to fling myself into the sun
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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