you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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