i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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