So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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