So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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