I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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