Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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