You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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