we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
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