she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I lost the right to judge tonight
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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