But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
