I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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