I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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