I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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