definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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