So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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