This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
it was like eating out sand paper
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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