Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
It was confusing and full of hummus
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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