it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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