i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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