Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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