I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Randomize