I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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