It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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