wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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