I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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