I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
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