I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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