we have officially lost it.
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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