I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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