If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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