So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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