An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
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