Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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