next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Operation Purity has been aborted
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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