You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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