is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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